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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

My Top 10: Recent Emmy Snubs and Flubs

While the Emmys are a great platform to recognize outstanding work in television, there are many moments that leave me questioning its critical eye. I am an avid TV watcher, but not a professional of any kind in the field of TV criticism. If I can watch multiple shows a year and evaluate their strengths and weaknesses, you're damn right I expect Emmy voters to do the same, especially when it is their exact job to do so. Here are the top 10 nominations (or lack thereof) that made me lose any respect for or faith in the Emmy awards in recent years.

10. SNUB: "Southland" forgottenAfter being shuffled around to different channels and times, it's a wonder even critics found this show again every time. But what started as a bizarrely dark NBC cop show that refused to be another standard procedural blossomed into a fantastically gritty drama that never hesitates to be depressing. Shawn Hatosy should have had a lock on a nomination this year, with Michael Cudlitz close behind.

9. SNUB: Anna Torv and John Noble pull double duty for "Fringe"Torv really pulled her weight in later seasons and proved that she can step up to the plate of being a dynamic lead character. John Noble displayed the most range, believably playing two drastically different characters with entirely different personalities. Many of the sci-fi twists of this show can sound like soap opera dreck to the unitiated, but it's handled so intelligently and the actors are a huge part of that success.

8. SNUB: "Battlestar Galactica" suffers from genre curseI'm not a fan of "Battlestar Galactica," but I'm not going to pretend for a second that it was a bad show. In fact, it was an excellent show. But it's hard-core sci-fi genre pretty much guaranteed that it would never be recognized, despite stellar acting and writing. It won some random technical awards and a few writing nominations, but should have achieved so much more.

7. SNUB: "Community" strikes outOne of the most egregious omissions this year was ignoring this show in favor of tired yet crowd-pleasing favorites like "Glee" and "The Office." Innovative in its tongue-in-cheek style, "Community" takes sitcoms to the next level each week as it lovingly skewers expectations. It'll take cliches, twist and turn them, and throw them back in your face, saying the whole time "we're above that, we can do better." And they do every week, whether they're mocking action films with epic paintball games or poking fun at the standard clipshow episode. If nothing else, it should be well represented in the writing category.

6. SNUB: Lauren Graham and Kelly Bishop not taken seriously for "Gilmore Girls"Much like the Oscars, the Emmy Awards want to be taken seriously, so it votes for "serious" or "real" shows. Venturing outside the big networks or the prestigious cable channels is verboten. Hence the overlooking of SciFi, the WB, UPN, or the later CW network. In an ideal world, it shouldn't matter what network a show airs on. If it's a great show, it's a great show, no matter where it airs or who it stars or any other behind-the-scenes nonsense. "Gilmore Girls" elevated the family dramedy to something else entirely, proving that a little WB show could be whip-smart, heartbreakingly relatable, and side-splittingly hilarious. Lauren Graham ably switched from drama to comedy in a heartbeat as Lorelai Gilmore while Kelly Bishop perfected the love-her/hate-her WASP mother Emily Gilmore. Say what you will about the show itself, but these two actresses never failed to impress.

5. FLUB: Alfre Woodard nominated for sinister "Desperate Ho
usewives" role She was nominated for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series. Comedy, meaning funny. Anyone who watched her season of "Desperate Housewives" was left scratching their heads in confusion when that nomination was announced. The new neighbor with a dark secret was great soap opera-esque dramatic fodder, but comedic it was not. You could argue that she gave a good performance in a show designated a comedy, but the award is put in the comedy category so the actor being recognized should be giving a comedic performance.

4. SNUB: Brilliant but undiscovered "Veronica Mars"Once again, the curse of a small network lives on. Even more obscure and less-respected than the WB, "Veronica Mars" started its run on UPN. While it sounded like a cutesy, fluffy distraction, viewers knew that "Veronica Mars" was a hip, noir mystery that didn't talk down to its audience. The high school drama plays out in class wars and the series stays firmly rooted in reality, like when a killer walks free simply for being a famous celebrity. Things weren't always tied up in a neat bow, and Veronica wasn't an invincible heroine. As played by Kristen Bell, she turned what could have been a fantastical character into a real person.

3. FLUB: Ellen Burstyn for brief moment in "Mrs. Harris"This is one of the biggest flubs I have ever seen because it proved clearly that Emmy voters don't watch all the performances they vote on. Burstyn was on-screen in this TV movie for 14 seconds in a role that contained 38 words. She is a fine actress, but I don't care if you're voting for Helen Mirren - you watch the person's performance to evaluate its merit. If there's any flub more outrageous than this one, I don't know what it is.

2. SNUB: Walton Goggins ignored for "The Shield"After watching "The Shield" for the first time earlier this year, I could not comprehend how he did not walk away with a single award. His performance as the often despicable yet painfully human Shane Vendrell was probably the best I have ever seen on television. The final season of the show had so many scenes that in and of themselves should have earned him a nomination and a win. Most "Shield" fans will also point out Forrest Whitaker as another snub, but I don't entirely agree. His Internal Affairs character was a dynamic, terrifying force, but I thought Whitaker tended to overact and he was the only character I felt was more a dramatic creation than a real man. While his scenes sometimes took me out of the show, Goggins' presence never for a second had me thinking about the actor rather than the character in front of me. Except maybe to think, "damn he's good." As another person once commented, "I have never simultaneously hated a character but loved an actor so much."

1. SNUB: "The Wire" celebrated by everyone but the EmmysOften cited as the best television show of all time, "The Wire" got next to nothing from the Emmys. Gritty realism at its finest, "The Wire" unfolded at a uniquely slow, ponderous pace. There were no sweeps week stunts, no suspension of disbelief required, and the actors didn't look like models. Watching "The Wire" is like watching literature on-screen for the density of the writing and depth of characterization. It never shied away from relevant and poignant social or political issues, and never delved into BS just for the sake of grabbing ratings. There were no heroes and villains, good guys or bad guys - just people surviving in tough situations. It examined societal issues with a sober mind, never for a moment sinking into the naive belief that anything has a simple solution or easy explanation. "The Wire" is serial storytelling at its finest and shows what television can do when it gets everything right. So why did it only earn two measly writing nominations from the Emmys?

Thursday, July 14, 2011

A look at the 2011 Emmy nominations

This morning the Emmy nominations were announced, and they were nothing super surprising. It had the usual nods to past-their-prime yet popular series and the requisite nod to one or two new cult shows.

Best Drama:

Boardwalk Empire
Friday Night Lights
Dexter
Game of Thrones
The Good Wife
Mad Men

I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not that "Justified" didn't sneak in there. While the performances were phenomenal, sometimes the story meandered and the female distractions on the show of the Winona variety didn't help. I am thrilled "The Walking Dead" didn't get a nod. Visually stunning, it just doesn't have the writing or acting to back it up. I don't quite get all the love for this show as it's always seemed cliche and bland to me.

Best Comedy:
Modern Family
30 Rock
Glee
The Office
The Big Bang Theory
Parks and Recreation

Yeah, I'm pretty ticked about the "Glee" nomination. I don't know what Emmy's problem is, but they seem to handle drama pretty well while having a hard time with comedy. They often repeatedly honor shows way past their prime which makes me feel like they don't even watch the shows regularly. "Community" and "Cougar Town" should be a slam dunk in this category. The inclusion of "Glee" over "Community" is, in my humble opinion, unforgivable. Kudos on the "Modern Family" love, though. I already foresee it winning again, as it should. It's one of the most consistent shows on this list.

Drama Actress:
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: SVU
Kathy Bates, Harry’s Law
Connie Britton, Friday Night Lights
Mireille Enos, The Killing.

I don't know who Mariska Hargitay is sleeping with to keep getting nominated every year. Probably the awards whore Tony Shaloub did. Anna Torv from "Fringe" should have taken that spot. Like John Noble, she ably handles two very different roles, displaying fantastic range. I'm really happy to see January Jones left out this time. After "X-Men: First Class," I'm convinced she, unlike Torv, does not have much range in her acting skills. I'm already predicting Margulies takes the award.

Comedy actor:
Steve Carell, The Office
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Jim Parsons, Big Bang Theory
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Louis C.K., Louie
Johnny Galecki, Big Bang Theory

Drama actor:
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Hugh Laurie, House
Timothy Olyphant, Justified.

Nothing too bizarre here. In fact, were these practically the same nominations for the Golden Globes? No complaints on my part.

Comedy actress:
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Laura Linney, The Big C
Martha Plimpton, Raising Hope
Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly.

Supporting drama actor:
Andre Braugher, Men of a Certain Age
John Slattery, Mad Men
Alan Cumming, The Good Wife
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Josh Charles, The Good Wife
Walton Goggins, Justified.

While I don't think he had that much to do this year, I am beyond thrilled that Walton Goggins got a nomination. In some small way, it sort of kind of eases the pain of all the years he didn't get recognized for "The Shield." He owns any scene he's in and a nomination is well deserved. John Noble from "Fringe" should have been nominated, but I'm not entirely sure who to take off.

Supporting comedy actor:
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men
Chris Colfer, Glee

I'll admit, I held out hope that Nolan Gould, the boy who plays Luke on "Modern Family" would get a nom. His comedic timing and delivery are perfect and he's often my favorite part of each episode. In lieu of him, I'm still cheering for Ty Burrell. He could split his own vote, though, considering all the (absolutely deserved) nominations for "Modern Family." Either Danny Pudi or Donald Glover from "Community" should have taken a spot. With so many standard sitcom characters around (the doofus, the horndog, the bimbo, the precocious kid), those two make a unique sitcom that much better with truly one-of-a-kind characters.

Supporting comedy actress:
Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Jane Lynch, Glee
Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live
Jane Krakowski, 30 Rock

Wow, they really dug deep for some nominations for this category and yet they still missed Busy Phillips' hilarious performance on "Cougar Town." She could have been the one-dimensional, stereotypical bimbo but she turns that character into so much more.

Supporting drama actress:
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Michelle Forbes, The Killing
Margo Martindale, Justified
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men.

I think there would have been riot if Martindale wasn't nominated. Furthermore, I think there might be a riot if she doesn't win. She was in a league of her own this year. I had no idea she could do what she did in making the truly terrifying mama bear of the Bennett clan.

As for the miniseries categories, it's really hard to take them seriously. I'm not saying there aren't worthy miniseries, but there are so few each year that they all get nominated because that's all there is to choose from.

Overall, I'd say the "Community" snubs bother me the most. I'd be okay if there was one or two noms just to acknowledge how great the underrated comedy is, but it was overlooked entirely. The Busy Phillips snub annoys me too, mainly because a lot of the actual nominees are in no way handing in better performances than her. The nomination that makes me the happiest is Walton Goggins for "Justified." It's nice to see a show sneak in there that doesn't have a rabid fan base like "Glee" to help put it in the public eye.

Okay, I lied. The snub that bothers me more than anything else is "Southland." Great cable shows without huge cult fanbases often get forgotten, but that doesn't mean they weren't great. Shawn Hatosy put in one of the best performances in drama television this year as Sammy Bryant, aka the detective having the worst year ever. Michael Cudlitz also stepped it up, portraying what could have been a one-note, gruff cop stereotype. Unlike "Community," it seems like the professional critical community forgot about "Southland" as well, despite more and more applauding it during its run.

At the end of the day, every year it's the same thing - I feel like the people voting in the Emmys barely watch TV.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

"Dexter" season check-up

One of the best parts of my Thanksgiving break was having access to a television with Showtime and the beauty of Showtime on Demand. In the past two days, I caught up on the entire current season of "Dexter." Unfortunately, I won't be able to watch tonight's episode, but now I'll know what I'm missing because this season has been fantastic. It's a wonder that five seasons in, a show can be so well written and acted and just as witty and thrilling as its first season.
Things started off slow, with the aftermath of Rita's murder and the wrap-up to the Trinity storyline. I was a little worried at first because not much was happening. Dexter was dealing with his grief, the police department was a little suspicious, and Quinn was basically being set up as Doakes 2.0. Luckily, since then, we've gotten the Santa Muerte case with the Fuentes brothers as well as the nefarious friends of the late Boyd Fowler. Our season-long guest is Julia Stiles as Lumen Ann Pierce, one of Boyd's soon-to-be victims after being kidnapped, tortured, and raped repeatedly. She witnessed Dexter offing Boyd and now is going after his friends with Dexter. I'm glad they referenced that 'Lumen' is not a name, because I get really irritated when TV shows makes up crazy trendy names and just act like they're as normal as any other name. I've read that some people are critical of the Lumen storyline because they don't want Dexter saddled with some sidekick this season. If this show didn't have great writers, Lumen could have been Miguel Prado 2.0. But I like her addition. Although how could I not love a season that's basically a rape revenge tale? One of the things I've always admired most about "Dexter" is the twisted morality of it and all the ethical questions it poses with its storylines.

I've grown to enjoy the bond growing between Dexter and Lumen. They have both been with each other in moments of great vulnerability and they understand each other, on some level. Lumen isn't some evil genius like Miguel, offing people who are a threat to her professional life. And finally, she confronted Dexter about his activities killing the killers. I was waiting for that moment for a while, when she would finally realize that Boyd wasn't Dexter's first foray into murder. I was surprised, however, that Dexter was the one who openly offered his history. It echoed his prior confessions about his wife's murder and the shocking decision to trust Lumen with his real name. They are each suffering and they are each helping the other work through it. It's grief therapy, "Dexter" style.

I'm still hesitant about Batista and LaGuerta's storyline. I'm invested in them as a couple to a very small extent so it's hard to care about their hot-and-cold relationship. And after LaGuerta threw Debra under the bus for the nightclub shootings, she's quickly losing any 'sympathetic character' status. As for Debra, I still love her. If I could edit my top ten list about unfairly hated TV characters, I would add Deb so I could defend her more. Many people don't like her because she's not a lovable, cuddly character. She's got a hard exterior and interior, but her sense of justice is strong and as innately held as her brother's code, albeit in a more legal way. She's bitter and cynical, but she has good reason to be and often can't help but be swept up in new relationships that are often bad for her. Which brings me to her current love interest, Quinn. I initially hated this guy, mainly because he was just mini-Doakes. And no one is as badass as Doakes. But lately, he's really growing on me. He clearly cares about Debra and he's torn on whether or not to continue investigating Dexter. He's not as certain anymore about dealing with a dirty cop and was hesitant to use "unorthodox methods" to find out the truth. It seems dirty cop Liddy has taken on the new Doakes role and it appears like he's going to find out a lot about Dexter's extracurricular activities. Liddy's working on the sly, unlike Doakes, but at least Liddy would be easier to get rid of. I am curious what Liddy is going to think about his findings. The show hasn't exactly been afraid to reference things in the past and maintain continuity, so I'm kind of hoping Liddy notices the similarities to the Bay Harbor Butcher case.

This season has had some excellent moments. There have been numerous hilarious scenes (Lumen watching, confused, as Dexter analyzes her crime scene), some great heartwarming scenes (Dexter's moment in the car with Astor), and a lot of witty moments. But the most recent episode had this season's big piss-your-pants moment. There have been some great ones in the past, from Doakes' "surprise motherfucker!" to Trinity's "hello, Dexter Morgan," but the final scene of the last episode was just as chilling. Lumen accidentally ends up on the phone with Jordan Chase, one of her tormentors played by Johnny Lee Miller, who leaves a message for Dexter. "Tell him time is of the essence. Tick tick tick. That's the sound of his life running out. Could you be sure to tell him that? Take care, Lumen." Because it's so epic, I've included it below. My absolute favorite scene, though, has to be from that same episode. It found Dexter beating up a man physically abusing his girlfriend's daughter, with Dexter delivering the most intelligent beat-down ever. As one youtube commentor says, "wow, what a violent and educational ass-kicking, he literally taught Barry a lesson." That clip is the second one below.

"Dexter" is still an absolute treat. This season is a toned-down breather after Trinity, but that by no means equals less edge-of-your-seat entertainment. I've greatly admired this show for being willing to slow things down and catch its breath rather than piling on villains, trying to top itself every season. My only question now is how on earth has this show never won the Emmy for Best Drama? Or, better yet, how has Michael C. Hall still not won a freaking Emmy for Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series? Seriously, "Breaking Bad" and Bryan Cranston are excellent, but "Dexter" was here first and it's overdue for a whole ton of awards.



Saturday, August 28, 2010

Some last minute, pre-Emmy Emmy thoughts

The Emmys are this Sunday and I'm actually happy with the nominations. Well, happier than I've been in past years. Since lists of nominees are posted all over the Internet, I'm just going to list the categories I'm going to comment on.

Outstanding Drama Series
Lost
Breaking Bad
Dexter
Mad Men
True Blood
The Good Wife

I think we can just give this one to "Lost" right now, since the Emmys love to give send-off awards for shows that are leaving and had a lasting impact on popular culture. I really hope they don't do this, as I think "Lost" has seen better days and was rewarded for those better days already. This most recent season was rushed, uneven, and rather unfocused. You could feel the writers trying to wrap up storylines as quickly as they could to appease fans when we now know that there was no master plan all along and they just made up most of their answers just for the sake of answering something. Now, I wanted answers and a satisfying conclusion, but "Lost" was at its best when the focus was entirely on the characters. I would love to see "Dexter" finally get its due, especially since it came off a stellar season. I would hate to see "Dexter" never win the Emmys it deserves because it was eclipsed by bigger pop culture sensations. "Breaking Bad" or "Mad Men" are possibilities, neither of which would upset me. They're both excellent shows and they deserve the critical praise they get. The Emmys love "Mad Men," so I wouldn't rule that out completely. "True Blood" getting nominated was enough to make me gag, but I don't anticipate an upset. I regret to say I've never seen "The Good Wife" and can't really comment on it either way.

Outstanding Actor in a Drama
Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights)
Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
Hugh Laurie (House MD)
Michael C Hall (Dexter)
Matthew Fox (Lost)

Hamm, Fox and Laurie are consistently good, but Hall and Cranston are in a league of their own, in my humble opinion. I would bet Chandler is in the latter group as well, but I've never seen "Friday Night Lights." I'm a bad TV addict for this, I know, but all the critical praise in the world doesn't make me interested in some Texas football family small-town drama. Cranston would make me happiest for the win for his work on "Breaking Bad." I finally caught up with this show this summer and he is truly remarkable in that role.

Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series
Beau Bridges (The Closer)
Ted Danson (Damages)
John Lithgow (Dexter)
Alan Cumming (The Good Wife)
Dylan Baker (The Good Wife)
Robert Morse (Mad Men)
Gregory Itzin (24)

I'm still biased because of my love of "Dexter," but this really should be John Lithgow's award. Critics and viewers alike were blown away by his role as the Trinity killer. He should win the award just for the Thanksgiving episode alone.

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series
Mary Kay Place (Big Love)
Sissy Spacek (Big Love)
Shirley Jones (The Cleaner)
Lily Tomlin (Damages)
Ann-Margret (Law & Order: SVU)
Elizabeth Mitchell (Lost)

The only reason I list this one is because of Elizabeth Mitchell's nomination. Seriously? I love her, and I loved her in past seasons, but did she even have fifteen minutes of screen time in the last season?

Outstanding Comedy
Glee
Modern Family
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Nurse Jackie
30 Rock
The Office

By now, everyone knows this is a race between "Modern Family" and "Glee." I can't shake the feeling that "Glee" is going to take it because of the media adoration, but "Modern Family" was consistently funny and well written. I'm no fan of "Glee," but I did watch most of the season in an effort to see what people love about it. I can understand its appeal for a certain demographic, but the show is very uneven and, with the exception of Jane Lynch's love-it-or-hate-it snarky bitch role, it's just not that funny.

Outstanding Actor in a Comedy
Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Matthew Morrison (Glee)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)

I only posted this list because of the craziness that is Tony Shalhoub getting nominated again. Did "Monk" even air this year? I'm not as invested in the comedies as I am the dramas just by nature of what shows I watch, but I don't want to see him take this award one more time, even if it is the last time he could.

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy
Chris Colfer (Glee)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family)
Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men)
Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family)
Ty Burrell (Modern Family)

Someone from "Two and a Half Men" must have some incriminating information or something, because someone has to be getting blackmailed for that show to keep getting Emmy recognition. There are a lot of people behind Colfer, and he is funny sometimes on that show, but I have a hard time getting past the character as it's such a complete and total stereotype walking. Same with Lea Michele and her character. I feel like people have pulled off their cliche characters better in other programs. I think this award should and probably will go to Ty Burrell for his work as Phil Dunphy. He nails that character, and much as I love Stonestreet, Burrell is the stand-out. The clever writing helps, but it would be nothing without Burrell's absolutely spot-on delivery.

I have nothing to say about reality, as I don't watch any, but I'm still really pissed that "Torchwood: Children of Earth" wasn't nominated for the miniseries category. I can't blame this on the Emmys, however, since The Powers That Be didn't submit "Torchwood" for consideration. I don't understand this for one second. The five-part miniseries was brilliant and deserves recognition. It should go down in television history as one of the best sci-fi programs ever just for the recent miniseries event.

As far as snubs go, "Cougar Town" is my most egregious snub. Busy Phillipps should have been nominated, without a doubt. Emmy voters should know better than to be turned off by a bad title. I'd also add "Ugly Betty" and, more specifically, Vanessa Williams to the snub list. The show had a creative resurgence in its last season and Williams was always excellent, as was Michael Urie. The Emmys keep giving "Monk" awards and even recognized Kristin Chenoweth's performance on the by-then deceased "Pushing Daisies" last year so "Ugly Betty" shouldn't have been overlooked just because it's over. It's also refreshing this year to see some deserved snubs, like "Grey's Anatomy" and "Desperate Housewives" being largely ignored. And rightly so. I love those shows still, but they didn't deserve nominations.

I'll most likely return with a post-Emmys article, reviewing what thrilled me and what enraged me. I'm not expecting much from the host this year, since it's Jimmy Fallon. But anyone is better than reality show hosts.

Monday, July 12, 2010

"Rizzoli & Isles" - everything I can't stand about procedurals

For the most part, I really can't stand procedurals. I don't understand how people can watch multiple "CSI"s or "Law & Order"s or how Mariska Hargitay can keep getting nominated for Emmys for a role on a procedural. It's a reliable formula, repetitive yet comfortable. It's hard for a network to take a chance on something different, especially when procedurals are so lucrative. For every "Glee," there's a hundred more "Pushing Daisies" or "Eli Stones." A network doesn't care how critically acclaimed a show is if there are no ratings to back it up.

Every single piece of promotion for the new TNT show "Rizzoli & Isles" makes me want to rip my hair out it frustrates me so much. First of all, it sounds like a complete rip-off of "Bones." And about a million other shows. How unique! You're pairing up a tough street-smart cop with a brainy scientist? But that will never work! They're complete opposites! Oh wait, but this time they're both women! On the plus side, I guess that counts out the requisite sexual tension between the lead characters, unless TNT feels like going nuts and making the most cliched concept into something totally different.

The character cliches are what bother me the most. You have the standard opposites attract cliches piled onto female cliches. On television and in movies, the only way a woman is a cop is if she is a tomboy who grew up with lots of brothers, was a military brat, is a lesbian, or has daddy issues. A recent promo in "People" magazine features an ad campaign with pictures of the two women as children with a description of their respective personalities. Rizzoli, the cop, loved "beating her brothers at basketball and armwrestling" as a kid. She liked "shooting a BB gun" and says "When I grow up, I want to find bad guys and put them in jail." On the other side of the page, we have Isles, who loves "reading and solving puzzles." She's the booksmart one who sees the world in scientific terms. She's socially awkward, naturally, but damn good at her work.

Cue the show. I bet there will be plenty of banter about how bizarre they find each others' way of viewing the world. I bet the streetsmart cop will say something humorous about how the other uses way too much unnecessary technical jargon. I bet the booksmart scientist will roll her eyes or make a humorous comment about her need to explain every tiny thing to her partner. I bet the cop will be brash and sometimes too reckless for her own good. I bet the scientist will be the cool-headed one who reminds her partner to calm down and look at the facts.

It's probably pretty obvious that I won't be watching this show, which debuts tonight at 10:00. It embodies every stereotype and cliche regarding cops and women that I hate about procedurals. I'm so sick of the booksmart/streetsmart clash of personalities partnership concept. It's been a long time since that concept was fresh and funny. Unlikely partners? Maybe if this was 1970. (The show gets one tiny bonus point for casting Lee Thompson Young. The famous Jett Jackson needs a better gig on TV these days, especially after "FlashForward" killed him off in such an annoying way.)